Your account is very important to us, just not enough to give you better interest
Published in
Apr 26, 2022
My bank wants to “reward” me for being a great customer. I guess now I can get something for that spare $50k I have under my mattress. Wait, does my mattress qualify as an external account?
You know what would really be a reward? Higher interest on the money I’m already letting you use almost for free.