I'm sure that Verizon FiOS is very unhappy with me. I have a skinny bundle of cable channels, phone, and Internet. I have a low-end Android phone and use Consumer Cellular. At least once a month, Verizon sends me an oversized postcard about all the money I could "save" by adding more phone lines. I am very talented, but even I can only talk on one phone at a time. 😉

I'm sure they'd be even more unhappy to find out I have no family to add to my plan.